Add a touch of intrigue and humor to your kitchen with this striking tempered glass cutting board. Featuring bold yellow caution tape, blood-red accents, and the memorable phrase, “I’m Only Here to Establish My Alibi,” this board is perfect for those who love true crime and enjoy a bit of mischief. Whether you’re chopping vegetables or preparing for your next binge-worthy crime documentary, this cutting board brings a dramatic flair to your culinary space.
Measuring 11x15 inches, this cutting board is crafted from durable tempered glass with a lightly textured surface, ensuring both style and functionality. The four sturdy rubber feet provide stability and protect your countertops from scratches, making it a practical addition to any kitchen. Each board is printed in my Colorado studio using sublimation printing, which guarantees a vibrant, long-lasting design. The image is applied to the underside of the board, safeguarding it from wear while maintaining its aesthetic appeal—ideal for both food preparation and as a decorative serving tray.
Key features include heat and scratch resistance, along with rounded corners for added safety. Hand washing is recommended to preserve the board's quality, and it is not suitable for dishwasher or microwave use. Please store it carefully to prevent damage.
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, and the tempered glass has a subtle green tint reminiscent of a windshield. This unique cutting board makes an excellent gift for true crime aficionados, Halloween party hosts, or anyone with a playful sense of humor.
Explore more designs in my shop for additional cutting boards and creative kitchen decor. If you have a custom idea in mind, feel free to reach out—I’d be thrilled to help bring your vision to life.
